Empty bottles have less calories 🧐

says the one who capitalizes every word. Hypocritical hypocritical

Sounds very not depressing to me…

After gambling finally cured them from depression?

In university, I was involved in the first computer generated book ever published. It was a cooperation with Springer Nature a while before chatGPT

This is the internet, the tweet could be from Australia or half a year old, or 10½ years from all we know

If this is newsworthy idk. What’s next? +++Breaking News +++ Mandela, although seen as a terrorist in his time, finally redeemed +++Breaking News +++

Vegetable isn’t even a botanical definition.

At work, I use a databank interface that’s so old, Alt+F4 is save changes. Guess it’s from before the standard arose

Buffalo fire buffalo Buffalo air buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo earth buffalo

I heard of kids saying “like and subscribe” as goodbye

Sell their house to who, ben?

You gain the gratification of making an already miserable life even more miserable. This might mean nothing to you, even disturb you, but then (to use Kropotkin’s phrasing from An Appeal to the Young), then you will be a socialist, you will be a Revolutionary.

Live hack: it’s easier to win when you beat down instead of up. You barely gain anything though

This could be us but you said “I’m not working unpaid overtime”

You only want the “very hard” part?

As some wise famous guy once said: Just sell your house and move!

Actually there are many words for this specific German kind of donut. Krapfen is common, where I live it’s Kreppel. Since it’s arguably the Berlin way of pancake (Berliner Pfannkuchen), in Berlin it’s just called Pfannkuchen and in some spaces it’s called Berliner.

So you design webs? Interesting!

True, the beginning is ok, almost obvious pun, which makes the last sentence even more unexpected and funny. Didn’t expect a second punchline