Says the president-incumbant of the Associated Regions of Second Europe.

You mean the Far West Extra-American Sea

“Google maps is over …there! It used to be here, now it’s there. Go click a link or something, like we did in the old days.”

“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”

This looks like the right one.

how does one use the dark web?

I think Firefox has a toggle for it these days. Your Android phone can also turn it on automatically when the lights get low or after 7pm.