“it’s not the CEOs fault they’re fuckin’ ghouls, bruv” - this guy

He doesn’t watch the show and records his lines solo in a home studio.

Silliest thing I’ve read all day that you can’t say happy birthday to a stranger and mean it sincerely. Preposterous.

Whatever though, I’ll respect your wishes, and won’t say it. BUT I STILL SINCERELY HOPE TODAY IS THE TINIEST BIT LESS SHIT THAN USUAL FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON WHATSOEVER.

Also, you don’t own me, I can care about whomever I fucking want, and that includes you, asshat.

Do Not Inventory. I think?