I remember a game where you played as R2-D2 and the goal was to beat as many people with a hammer as you could before the timer ran out. :)

Zardoz. Say what you will about Sean Connery running around in a bright red romper, it was original.

Lots of people have written fan-fiction worse than that!

If you wouldn’t let anyone say it about your friend, don’t say it about yourself. Don’t even think it about yourself.

We absolutely do rely on the US having the biggest stick to keep other aggressive global powers in check.

Another thing you may not be ready to hear is that the world holds you collectively responsible for the actions of your democratically-elected government even if you supported the other guy.

No matter how big and tough you think you are, when a five-year old hands you the invisible phone, you answer it.

Don’t say that without proposing a better solution.

talking about weird internet personalities like chrischan or the tile patterns guy

Oh my god, there’s fuckery on the internet?! I’m out of the loop on the tile patterns guy. What happened?