I think this pretty much sums up every reasonable possibility.

Having the dogs chasing some unwitting neighbourhood cat that jumped the wall over to the backyard.

Be honest with her and expose things clearly, tactfully, and not bluntly. Tell her that you find her amazing but that that the only thing you can offer right now is friendship.

As for the age: (n/2)+7 is a suggestion, not a law. Take things on a case to case basis and a day at a time. I’m gonna turn 40 in march and would need a great amount of rapport with someone younger than 30 or older than 45 to be interested and have the energy to make it work on a long term.

They had me. Right now I’m back at my parents’ house.

Will do. I’m already there btw, but some other issues arise from that. (tl,dr: finding someone between 30-45 and close by; I’'ve had my share of drama with significant others that lived across the country)

Tough, but true.

Spam or scam?

You’re not wrong at all. Normally people who have a disproportionate amount of followers and follow too few people give a few hints. In this case, however, are more “normal” profiles.

Brazilian.

beans and rice.