Fill in the paperwork for a darwin award first.

Best case you’ll rear end your intended target.

Not very much. Not that I’m proud of what I posted on the internet when I was a teen but it’s nothing extreme.

In what way are you mean to yourself?

Do something today that your future self will appreciate. What would you do to a friend to be kind? Do that for yourself in the future.

Yes, and barbed wire, Czech hedgehogs, guard towers with snipers.

Jokes aside apart from preventing a ball flying into traffic during recess what are we trying to achieve?

If you pick one you’re 5% likely to pick the right one and be 100% correct.

You’re 95% likely to pick the wrong one. Then you miss the conspiracy that is true and you believe in one that is not true so 18/20 = 90% correct.

Average out the probabilities and it should turn out to be something like 90.5%.

Edit:I may be off on the maths now that I think about it.

If 1 in 20 conspiracy theories are correct then you’ll be 95% correct if you disbelieve all of them.

If you pick one to believe in you’ll be about 90% correct on average.

If you pick 10 you’ll be about 50% correct.