bolgna with worms in it.
Make it a big sandwich so your hands look small when holding it.
It also costs $100 with all proceeds going directly to Turnip
Watch as the MAGA crowd lines up
Pretty sure it’s bologna.
Baloney spelled that way specifically means bullshit in US english.
It seems baloney is accepted informally as the meat as well (at least according to Wikipedia).
People say it that way where I live but don’t spell it that way unless they mean a nice word for bullshit.
Ballonknee
Below knee.
I think you mean Bahlonyah
To be fair, I don’t think I could come up with a more american sandwich than that.
…slice of orange velveeta…
Agreed, white american cheese is bullshit and unamerican. American cheese must be dyed orange or we should dump it in boston harbor.
Garnish with your finest jelly beans
For those like me that haven’t heard of “russian dressing“, In’n’Out calls it “animal style”. Similar to thousand island.
Toasted white bread
And two whole fried chickens.
Sounds good actually.
Small pickle with a mushroom stuck to the end
Don’t forget the Methylene Blue