- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
I like the idea of tits without the commitment of owning, I’ll go there.
die mart
DIE MART???
veryhappydicegoblinnoises
What a wonderful world
What’s the interest on a tit loan?
I dunno, but I like that there’s no credit check. It’s their mistake if they loan tits to me.
I’ll go to Die Mart in Deutschland.
First, ass world. Then die mart.
Die mart, Die Ass Mart.
I don’t want a life-long cycle of tit debt. I’ll take my asses upfront, please.
I could use a new novelty die.
So how do you pay off your tit loan? Like, how is it different from rent-a-tit? Am I going to end up getting loaned 30 tits and have to pay back annual tit interest? Am I going to have to give them fractions of a tit? Where do I get more tits?
It’s all very messy.
I’m gonna try and nip this in the bud real quick. You sir, are not abreast with the times. Tit loans has its perks, Ass World is where it gets messy.
Hear me out out, … NFTs.
That’s right, Non Fungible Tits.
It’s ok to call them strippers, no need to get all fancy.