• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    what’s the top word meant to be in DIE MART? I know the bottom is “food mart” but I can’t figure out Prodie or Frodie or Phodie but none of it makes sense

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.eeEnglish
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    13 hours ago

    Well, I’m probably already going to Hell, so I might as well spread up the process. On the plus side, I could spend my time joining Carter in trying to find Reagan and we could both give him what he has coming for his Reaganomics.

    One of the saddest parts about this comment is that by default my keyboard has Reaganomics as an actual word.

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.eeEnglish
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    13 hours ago

    Die Mart is tempting, I am ready to leave the mortal coil and see what awaits me on the other side

  • FarFarAway@startrek.websiteEnglish
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    14 hours ago

    Actually the die mart was my very closest convenience store. Nice guy from Nepal was always behind the counter. Homeless guy would sleep behind the trash cans on the side. Once, he overdosed at the bus stop across the street. Although, the signs lights were out before this happened, maybe there’s more to the name than we realize…

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    16 hours ago

    Is tit loans the place where I pay a stripper or a buy now pay later payment plan on estrogen?

    (As an Asexual Transfem one of those sounds a lot better)

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      3 hours ago

      I definitely interpreted it as some sort of a buy-here-pay-here car lot type of situation, but for titties. Lol!

      Oh, how I wish tit loans were an actual thing that could easily, safely, and successfully be done! Or some sort of permanent tit transfer. (Tbh I extra wish the same could be done with the whole vulva/vagina/cervix/uterus/fallopian tubes/ovaries/etc situation, too.)

      I’d love to re-home any or all of these to some cool-ass person like you who would love them and be loved by them.

      I’m sure countless other people feel the same about their unwanted parts. Why isn’t this a thing yet!? Come on, science!! So many people would benefit!

      My apologies if this is a weird comment, lol…I haven’t slept for a couple days and have a lot of stress and pain and extra stuff making my brain more poopoo than normal. 😅

  • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
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    21 hours ago

    Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.