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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoDefine the level of apocalypse… Do you mean like evil acts of others? I wear personal self defense, fingers crossed I never need to use it. Or like a flood or volcano eruption or something? Welp, guess I’m fucked too, I can’t swim in water or lava. ☹️💀
minus-squarejaschen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoSwimming is a great life skill that everyone, even older people should learn. Considering 97% of the earth is water. It’s not if you will be in a large body of water, it is when.
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoSorry, they didn’t offer lava swimming at my school. Private classes are all too expensive.
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoLike 40% of the Earth, by volume, has gotta be lava (or otherwise superheated metal): invest in the lava swimming course.
Define the level of apocalypse…
Do you mean like evil acts of others? I wear personal self defense, fingers crossed I never need to use it.
Or like a flood or volcano eruption or something? Welp, guess I’m fucked too, I can’t swim in water or lava. ☹️💀
Swimming is a great life skill that everyone, even older people should learn. Considering 97% of the earth is water. It’s not if you will be in a large body of water, it is when.
Sorry, they didn’t offer lava swimming at my school. Private classes are all too expensive.
Water. Water. Not lava.
Like 40% of the Earth, by volume, has gotta be lava (or otherwise superheated metal): invest in the lava swimming course.