• BigPotato@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Unfortunately, I’m a rifle and pistol skills trainer, handy enough with both power and non-power tools to barricade/build a functional shelter, a decent cook with barbones equipment, athletic enough to carry all that and still put in a days ruck, and multilingual enough that we won’t have to kill everyone we come across right away…

    Fortunately, my body regularly tries to kill me and I’ll probably be in a coma before the month is out - so peace suckers.

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      6 days ago

      I’m a rifle and pistol skills trainer

      I’ll probably be in a coma

      5-long quest chain to wake you up since you’re the rare trainer who can show me how to use the Buttfuckerator 5000 is what I’m getting from this