I have a former friend who once got thrown out of a bar for “ordering a G&T instead of saying ‘gin & tonic.’” Bars are weird.

^this is a story I told for years, because anyone could get thrown out of a bar or something silly.

Here’s where things got tricky: Over the course of a few years, I heard a few more wild stories of how he got thrown out of bars “for a totally dumb reason.”

See where I’m going with this?