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minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoDon’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoDying on the toilet, then falling off, is common. The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping. So that’s fun.
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoPeople need to drink more water.
minus-squareRedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoVegetables are communist. I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.
Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?
Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.
The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.
So that’s fun.
People need to drink more water.
Vegetables are communist.
I only eat steak. I’m a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that’s of the devil.