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Weight loss aficionados have to shop at wolf-infested grocery stores.
Got the bottom of a 100 step staircase this morning to a coyote staring me down not budging. My instinct was to snarl and howl. More wolf. Solves everything.
Undercook fish? Wolves. Overcook chicken? Wolves. Miss a dentist appointment without cancelling? Wolves.
I am pro wolf gyang
Wolfs do seem to be the answer to a lot of problems.
Wolves can help you lose all of your weight.
Wolves? More wolves.
Dr wolves instead of dr bees. “Today on international bring a shit ton of wolves to work day”
What’s this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by wolves?
A large influx of wolves ought to put a stop to that!
Ummm… I’m pretty sure when there’s too many deer we just hunt the deer more… Maybe ask Luigi about how hunting could be seen as the cure for a lot of things
That clearly doesn’t work, lol.
spoiler
We don’t have enough wolves.
Release the wolves! Its time!
Reminds me of one of my friends who is in his 50s and still obsessed with wolves like an elementary school kid. He non-ironically wears lots of wolf t-shirts and has his house decorated with tacky posters of them, etc.
I roll my eyes at it, but he’s pretty fun to hang out with.
I would have rolled my eyes at it in my 20s but I’m feeling it in my 40s.
20s’s me: “well how are wolf posters going to help you get ahead in life?”
40’s me: “I dont care if you have sex with a taxidermied wolf, everyone has hobbies its all good.”
Funny. In my 20s I didn’t give a shit about getting ahead in life, more like getting head in life. So I would have been dismissive of wolf shit for that reason among others.
40s me to 40s you- fuck yeah go for it, let that freak flag fly!
Wanna lose weight? That’s right; Wolves.
I have two wolves in me, and they’re both fat-asses.
I’m a little concerned about the wolves… in you 😳
Considering they’re on yiffit, that may well be a reasonable concern.
Sounds like one fix for all type maga thinking.
Finally, someone makes sense.
Helpful Tip: in a pinch, other predators will do, but they should be spec’d up for lethality if facing larger prey.
Source: Fox that attacked congressman and others near Capitol had rabies, officials say
