Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.
He’d probably be a trillionaire already if he hadn’t wasted his money buying his hair back.
Also, here’s the guys who founded Tesla:
Eberhart and Tarpening laid out the whole business plan for decades, very impressive. https://youtu.be/JW95LCkxlb4
What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.
It was balding faster on his left than his right.
Could we please stop hairline-shaming people? TT^TT
Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength
Not when they’re the richest person in the world and making it a worse place.
I’ll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.
I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:
In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.
These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.
Oh don’t get me wrong. Cunt Muskrat can fuck right off and drown in a lake of cum, it’s just that other people have a bad hairline/are balding, so making fun of a feature (especially one that people have no control over) indirectly makes fun of all people with that feature, as well as Musk of course.
Anyway, mine was a half-serious comment. Musk is a bitch lol
Drown in a lake of cum? You know that weirdo would like that, don’t you?
Does Elon musk go around telling people to keep their hair?
That other guy is being a huge bitch. Nut up we’re dunking on musk here
Wow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.
I’m not insulting the balding of those I don’t know. Only Musk’s.
Believe whatever you like though.
You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.
But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
At least now we know.Lol. I have an uneven balding pattern. I was not offended.
You sound suspiciously like a snowflake.
Good for you. Its not up to you.
He’s just an incel that got lucky. Born rich, buys other people’s companies, pretends to be good at things. Cheats at gaming and fails spectacularly.
America is awesome. /s
Modern day Thomas Edison
As a Tesla fan, yes. Thomas Edison piece of shit who would electrocute an elephant if he could get away with it.
I’ve always made this connection but it doesn’t work in the real world because people don’t remember Edison as the guy who got rich off of other people’s work, but as some genius inventor.
Also has a thing for fucking his friends wives.
Haven’t heard of this. Given his generally shitty personality (not calling you a liar), source?
Chat is this gender affirming care?
Theory: They killed the guy in the picture and replaced him with Epstein.
I’d buy this
Watch out, you might get kicked from your job.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
shut up about elon
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