Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
It was a joke but I am expecting downvotes now 😂
Edit: I definitely touched a nerve of some simpletons 🤣
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
It was a joke but I am expecting downvotes now 😂
Edit: I definitely touched a nerve of some simpletons 🤣
HiLaRiOuS
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism and reasonable expectations of long term partners sticking to their words.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.