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minus-squarelowleveldata@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat’s your problem with anus sand??
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIs that a good or bad thing?
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoMost certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching. Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWell for one, my body doesn’t do anything cool with it like make pearls
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoSkill issue. Don’t let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHmmm good point. Lost track when j showered I guess…
What’s your problem with anus sand??
I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.
Is that a good or bad thing?
Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.
Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.
It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Well for one, my body doesn’t do anything cool with it like make pearls
Skill issue. Don’t let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.
How long did you hold on to it?
Hmmm good point. Lost track when j showered I guess…
Try adding more sand
This guy pearls.