I have a cousin whose kid is around that age, and he sprints around the house and then grabs a drink and stares you right in the eye as he pours it directly on the floor.
My brother’s terror and my favorite, when he was 3 he climbed over five baby gates and up and down the stairs, and somehow climbed up and gotten the good bread knife off of the top of the bookshelf it was stashed on top of. He charged into the room and waved it at us, sternly lecturing us that This. Is. Not. A. Toy. He’s 15 now and I don’t know how he’s survived this long.
SPIDER!!! Hiding in the corner, super fucking normal, I ain’t afraid of no SPIDER!!! Why’s he moving??? STOP MOVING!!! WHERE DID HE GO??? SHOW YOURSELF!!! OOOOOH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
sounds of plates crashing and general chaos in the room
Crawling doesn’t imply not being able to walk. Like, I’m fully an adult and if I’m on the floor I’ll scoot to something rather than standing if it’s not too far.
This is a sweet story, but I think the dad should’ve been a little concerned that a 3 year old is still crawling.
I have a cousin whose kid is around that age, and he sprints around the house and then grabs a drink and stares you right in the eye as he pours it directly on the floor.
Your mileage may vary.
My brother’s terror and my favorite, when he was 3 he climbed over five baby gates and up and down the stairs, and somehow climbed up and gotten the good bread knife off of the top of the bookshelf it was stashed on top of. He charged into the room and waved it at us, sternly lecturing us that This. Is. Not. A. Toy. He’s 15 now and I don’t know how he’s survived this long.
They value mac & cheese and chaos.
These wound will never heal.
Um actually he’s a spider
SPIDER!!! Hiding in the corner, super fucking normal, I ain’t afraid of no SPIDER!!! Why’s he moving??? STOP MOVING!!! WHERE DID HE GO??? SHOW YOURSELF!!! OOOOOH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
sounds of plates crashing and general chaos in the room
This thread is so godamn far from wholesome
Crawling doesn’t imply not being able to walk. Like, I’m fully an adult and if I’m on the floor I’ll scoot to something rather than standing if it’s not too far.
I mean, if Dad was sitting on the ground right there, crawling towards him instead of standing up isn’t super crazy
OP has no legs.
OP is Lt. Dan.