Why is he wrapping that dumpster?

Jeff bezos probably

Well, that was adorable

Any more bonkers than anything else on Reddit since the exodus? Lol

I have, and it’s <chef’s kiss>.

Oh, the Pinto, with it’s missing gas tank design, and later rebranding as the Ford Mustang after killing so many in a firey death. Gotta love the Pinto…

Edit: to be clear, I’d rather drive it than the boxy Prius wannabe.

Cybertruck? Oh, that boxy Prius. Gotcha.

Wait… what’s wrong with startpage?

Nothing almost launched something

Well doesn’t that hit home

Ah. Gotcha. It’s super annoying. I wish there was a way to block messages based on keywords, but this isn’t really the purpose of Lemmy. I guess, neither is scamming people, but here we are.

What’s the purpose of such a message?

Used to be alt+space. But I haven’t used wine in a while…

And it has a flir camera. Not super useful for the masses, but flippin awesome nonetheless

It doesn’t help you since I wasn’t there (sorry about that, mate), but, I would stick around (or give you my number for them to ring me, if I was late for work). This wanker’s behavior is deplorable, and I won’t stand for it. But, yeah lol a brick might be overkill. I was angry when I made the suggestion.

In addition to the camera (of which I would recommend one of those camera glasses, so it’s always pointing where you’re looking), start carrying a visible brick, too. While crossing the street, make it SUPER visible that you have one. It’s not illegal to carry a brick, but it informs wanker motorists that you can, and will, use it. I have a mate in New York that does this, and taxis stopped cutting him off while he was crossing the street. He still gets slurs thrown his way, but sticks and stones and all that.

Chief eXcess Officer hahahahaha

That’s why CTO and VP of IT exist. CIO concerns themselves with information, while the CTO or VP of IT handles the technology behind the information as well as the information. CIO is a generally useless position IMO; a title with little expertise in anything relevant.

That was dystopian as hell to read.

“the future of the internet is likely its past…”