None? They’re noodles. You put sauce or whatever on them. The shape doesn’t matter. I’m honestly confused as to why there are so many; if the ingredients are the same they all taste alike.

Accurate. Allegedly.

I wouldn’t have expected rhyming to be possible in any sign language. It strikes me as being too dependent on hearing the sounds for the rhyme to be possible. I’m no authority on any of the components here, and would be interested to know how fully always deaf ASL users can make or understand rhymes. I would expect them to be more focused on visual similarities, but I don’t know if that could translate from writing to signing.

No, they’re usually just power tripping. When certain people get even a modicum of power, real or imagined, they become full-on dictators at superluminal velocities. There’s some crossover with powerless people seeking revenge on the world at large (or any piece of it) for their misfortune or flights against them, real or imagined. I don’t have any data on the ratios but my gut instinct wild-ass guess is that at least 25-33% fall into the tinpot tyrant category.

I’ve heard of a pyrrhic victory but Jesus.

I’ve been disgusted and angry about it ever since election day ended. There are so many goddamn stupid people in this country. And the ones that voted for him as a protest? Or out of misogyny or party loyalty or some other stupidity? I hope they suffer the maximum negative consequences born from their choice. Just so goddamn stupid.

United Health Care Executive Ghouls: We can prove that this isn’t medically necessary because if they turn off the life support then the patient will stop suffering from the described symptoms.

I’m like 90% sure that health insurance executives are undead creatures that feed on the death and suffering of their “customers.”

The Darwin Awards must really have to throttle their criteria to account for the volume of idiots who vote and act against their own survival.