cashier: doing their job, scans box of condoms, tub of Vaseline, fish hooks, women’s panties.

customer: looks at wife then at cashier and that’s the last time you’ll touch those!

cashier: looks at panties and then at embarrassed wife and back at customer are you sure of that?

customer: grin fades from face

customers wife: uncontrollable laughter

congratulations, you’re now Jack Reacher!

Instructions unclear. Killed every single “FLORIDA” key chain instead.

bold move.

say…could I get your autograph?

no one person owns UHG, it’s owned by financial Mafias like Blackrock, Vanguard, State Street, JP Morgan, Fidelity.

Take a look at any company that deals in; healthcare, defense, real estate, shipping, communications, entertainment, literally anything to do with Nestlé, ect… and you will see a dark depressing pattern.

The US doesn’t exist within a vacuum for oligarchy. The whole world has been enslaved already. When you see or hear about “the investors” they’re talking about the ones above.

that’s why I laugh at anyone who thinks simply not buying from “xyz” source has any impact. they still get your money, just from a different route.

I had this meme removed from political memes for advocacy of violence.

I don’t see the violence part personally, but I see where people who treat millions of other people poorly getting what they deserve.

porn was freely available and could be purchased at stores in many parts of the US.

sex toys were widely available and could be purchased from the comfort of your own sex swing.

now we have Qualuviagra which not only increases the size of your penis* but also makes you forget all about your low-T*

*studies shown that penis size temporarily increases but long-term use will actually shrink it. prolonged use can induce Baby-Dick Syndrome (BDS). Abuse of the product is considered a class 1 felony and you will be registered as a sex offender unless you’re a registered Republican.

*low T is a myth falsified by global warming scientists in order to confuse and belittle Republicans with BDS. If you are taking Qualuviagra to treat low-T, reach out to your nearest MediRogan for details about having low-T.

adobe sux

Microsoft sux

use Linux

that’s about it.

mfw I see Nox outside YT

Yeah I do.

@grue@lemmy.world in !fuckcars@lemmy.world applies the rules to everyone but his friends.

I had a hottake, https://lemmy.world/comment/14282775, yesterday. you might not be able to read it since he removed all my comments and banned me, so here it is.

I’m all for protests, but please don’t block major roadways or interstates.

emergency services use the same roads and your protest will kill someone. pile up on the sides of the road, throw paint balloons in the streets, throw your shit at cars passing by. I really don’t care.

just keep the streets clear for emergency services.

his buddies started to attack me after I gave them real world examples to back up my opinion. they were rude and condescending and I responded in kind.

when I got back on all my responses were deleted for being “uncivil”. so I reported all their comments that were uncivil and condescending or mocking. waited like 3 or 4 hours. zero response. so I called him out on it, https://lemmy.world/comment/14291055

since he removed that I’ll post it here too.

hey f***face, if you’re going to apply the rules you better apply the rules for everyone equally, not everyone except your friends like @ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip or @leftytighty@slrpnk.net

I know it was you that deleted my comments because you made this comment after you removed them for being “uncivil”.

how’s this for uncivil, go back to Reddit you corrupt piece of shit.

in case you didn’t realize it this is sarcasm.

yeah, it broke rules, but my anger was justified. dude is clearly abusing his mod powers.

all their “uncivil” and condescending retorts are all still there though. and here I am banned from the community because he got pissy that he got called out.

I reached out to another mod on there but they haven’t been active since July.

TBF this isn’t the only instance of “Reddit mod bigmad” I’ve experienced on here. the communities aren’t a problem, it’s the power-tripping mods from Reddit that got kicked out that will destroy Lemmy/fediverse.

yeah…Reddit mods are destroying it.

yeah…the fediverse is Reddit 2.0

Lemmy has been getting a little more…fascisty lately. each community has basically been infiltrated by power-tripping mods from Reddit that honestly have no business being mods.

it’s good to have things different than Reddit and Lemmy.

hey fuckface, if you’re going to apply the rules you better apply the rules for everyone equally, not everyone except your friends like @ReadMoreBooks@lemmy.zip or @leftytighty@slrpnk.net

I know it was you that deleted my comments because you made this comment after you removed them for being “uncivil”.

how’s this for uncivil, go back to Reddit you corrupt piece of shit.

in case you didn’t realize it this is sarcasm.

only on my laptop. not the phone.

your face is peeling, I can see the troll under that mask.

first of all, I never said that. never even implied it.

second of all, I don’t drive asshole. I work from home 100% of the time.

I couldn’t care less if I have to sit in traffic.

However I DO care when innocent people are forced to suffer because of your entitled sense of superiority. I DO care when your willful ignorance tears families apart because you are filled with so much vitriol and hate for other people you’re willing to allow any number of people suffer just to prove a point.

get your shit together dude. don’t care how, don’t care where. just pack up all your fucking bullshit and fucking deal with it. deal with it before you need to go to a protest because anger had no place in a peaceful protest. anger and protests go together like police action and riots.

if you believe that a protest has to become violent to force action you’re a part of the problem and need to(you guessed it) get your shit together.

every protest I’ve seen on highways or streets smashed ambulances and cop cars trying to get through.

does that mean every protest is like that? no. does that mean we can’t all work together to ensure to protection of human life? no.

protests are supposed to be disruptive but don’t damage your message out of spite for society. target buildings or locations that speak to the movement. have a problem with the cops? surround every police station. have a problem with the city? block access to cityhall.

protests are meant to actually mean something, a defined message to the establishment that’s clear and easy for others to get behind.

everything else is just a riot.

now say that to the 8 year old that died on the way to the hospital because they were shot and waited for an ambulance for an hour.

go on, I’ll wait for your entitlement to clear up.

yes, let the five person family die in their house fire because you feel a smug sense of entitlement.