A friend tried to get me to sign up in the early boom days. “It’s like MySpace, but for adults!” Yeah, that’s not the selling point you seem to think it is.

we had condo buildings collapsing and people dying WITH regulations.

Further proof that regulations don’t work! The Invisible Sky Daddy Hand shalt self-correct! All is right with the world! Praise be unto The Market, may its blessed Line forever Go Up.

Now, let us prey.

Dumpster fire speedrun any%

I like it too, but these legends deserve the credit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelonious_Monk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felonious_Munk

I’m a first-waver and I’m fine with that. The world is shit enough as it is, and I’m tired. Apocalypse? Not interested. Have at it.