I’m not. My real, full name is already on certain web accounts right next to “Tattorack”, which is the online handle I use everywhere.

Im not fucked because nobody gives a shit about me. If people actually start looking me up, it’ll probably create the most traffic to my art pages I’ve ever had.

It depends on how small you write, I suppose.

If you just want people to die, you can put down quite the massacre on both sides of an A4 page.

However, if you want people do to specific things before they die, like billionaires redisteubuting their personal wealth, or steer world leaders to reverse a lot of their bullshit, you’re going to have to get very creative with your wording to optimise as much page space as possible.

There is nothing to understand. It’s not exactly a deep and complex series, and everything you just wrote can be understood by anyone with half a braincell and enough attention to watch one episode.

It just. Isn’t. Funny.

Not in the least bit funny at all.

I know. I’m saying it’s a bad, unfunny joke.

Jerry Seinfeld, the guy, isn’t a funny comedian. And his show, about himself, isn’t funny either.

Hmm… I found it very difficult to customise Gnome. So I switched to Plasma.

The Office is another comedy series I don’t understand. When it’s not plain boring it’s just cringe.

People in poorer countries are scrabbling to get to the USA, risking life and limb doing so, because the USA is good at advertising they are an amazing and free country.

In reality the US is a complete shithole, and in many ways just like a third world country.

Seinfeld isn’t funny.

I’m sorry to say it, but if your mom is living homeless, has the chance to not live homeless, but doesn’t make the choice because of racism… I dunno, her situation is kind of deserved.

Well let’s see…

• Father: Statue.
• Stepfather: Conspiracy nut. Believes in a shadow government that strives to control everything while also already controlling everything. Good handyman with practical problem solving skills.
• Mother: Conspiracy nut. Believes in ancient aliens, auras, magic healing crystals, animals doing telepathy for verbal communication, and an occult shadow government. Very creative person, but very little practical skills.
• Little Brother #1 (mom’s side): Conspiracy nut. Believes in… Hard to tell. It keeps changing, but it’s some combination of shadow occults, god spirits, and completely misunderstanding quantum science. Also does drugs, and at some point believed to be the direct descendant of Thor.
• Little Brother #2 (dad’s side): Completely bought into billionaire philanthropy. Believes people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are highly intelligent good people who can’t be greedy because they already have everything. Likes listening to Joe Rogen. Prefers his gut feelings over demonstrated facts. Very creative person who thinks a lot and makes beats.
• Little Sister #1: A very responsible person. Travels a lot. Probably the most mature from all my siblings. Is amazing at working in hospitality, and has gotten job offers from some pretty high profile hotels all over Europe.
• Little Brother #3 (mom’s side): Looks like a tall, lanky hippie and is a botanist. Despite appearances, doesn’t believe and doesn’t care about hippie shit. He just likes plants. Also a D&D player.
• Little Sister #2: Hard to tell. Used to be a rebel, now is just sort of “normal”. Just does basic things, like going to school, having a job…
• Little Brother #4 (dad’s side): Terminally online no-life guy who hardly ever leaves his room, despite being a grown ass man at this point, but still behaves like a dank 16 year old. Sometimes I forget he’s in his 20s. American style right-winger living in Europe, complete with being casually racist and sexist about everything, despite never going out and actually meeting anyone. Has literally no skills or ambitions.

Yeah… You know… I was about to say that my family isn’t batshit insane, but it seems like it is…

Pretty sure they’re not supposed to take your phone. The point of a digital document is that you don’t have to hand in anything. Scan the QR code and they can run as many background checks on the data they want. You’ll still have your phone.