Damn, that is accurate after double take.

Good point, but misses the brief. We’re talking normal people who are doing well, not mega yacht rich.

Is the house paid off?

Hamberder salad.

Bro. Citation needed.

Like activated almonds.

Did they create a torrent for this, or just straight downloads?

Agave fiber straws. Literally just like a plastic straw, no PFAs but I’m sure there some reason I’m not supposed to use them.

Designed?

Probably just the swiss chocolate in the Holls chocolates I get for some holidays. The bonbons/truffles themselves are made in Vienna…West Virginia.

You know that product pitch, “if you sell just one to every person in the world you’ll be a millionaire.” Well, Uber eats is a similar approach, but they can sell a lot of food deliveries until the food arrives cold or it’s the wrong order or the myriad problems food deliveries encounter.

That’s gold, Jerry!

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Or county, city, municipality of any size really.

Yeah, we should only be allowed to download their social media apps?

Would an ultrasonic bath clean off petg?

OP never heard of bagel bites.

If my horse had wheels she’d be a bicycle.

Meteorologist fired, picture unrelated.

Wear a hunting camo baseball cap, you’ll both blend in just fine.