Forget that, I’m stomping on the first fish that thought legs were a good idea

Spoken like someone who’s never had a cheesy gordita crunch

This one at least has plausible deniability as a face

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

Caesarpunk? Circensespunk? Idk what to call it, but I want cyberpunk-but-ancient-Rome to exist as a genre

Anywhere from 93% to 107% and I can’t tell if it’s his actual face or not

I had to check the post not logged in, weirdly I only see your comment when I’m logged in, but yeah, I (almost) only ever ssh into it, so I never really noticed the resolution until you pointed it out

That’s a whole 86x48 more than 1280x720!

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes… It was their final, most essential command

Somehow Jellyfin works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The eternal internal conflict of buying a gun to oppose fascism and not buying a gun because of mental health 🙃