Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.

Green energy is somehow both way too expensive and dangerously cheap.

That can literally be said by the same individuals in adjacent sentences depending on the narrative they’re spinning at the time.

To be fair; if a near omniscient being offered me free food and board, let me be naked most of the time, allowed me to shit anywhere I like in the back yard AND threw in 2 Scooby Snacks… I’d do it.

Yes officer, I’d like to charge this phone with battery.