I’ll admit I read that as Middle-Earth dialect on first glance.

I hear that when a greater cleave consumes enough souls it becomes a Cleave Lord.

They turn into the failed Ripley clones from Alien Resurrection.

What about a Microsoft Surface?

South Australian, and typically not anti-car, person here. What the actual fuck. I’m so sick of these giant yank tanks getting around and now we’re trying to be more accommodating to these rolling cod pieces?

If the cost and availability of parking in the city is impacted by these idiots they should bear the costs with increased on-road fees for large vehicles which will hopefully discourage purchase of impractical vehicles.

Before that it’s just sparkling authoritarianism?

Blindly hits “Agree”.

5 warning shots in the chest, per regulation.

I bought a car early last year that an odd grey gloss/non-metallic colour. Since then I’ve been seeing a lot of different vehicles in an identical colour across multiple manufacturers. It’s trippy because I swear I’d never seen the colour before (obviously I just hadn’t noticed it).

The irony of the first panel living in jpeg hell before it even starts to degrade…

Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.

Green energy is somehow both way too expensive and dangerously cheap.

That can literally be said by the same individuals in adjacent sentences depending on the narrative they’re spinning at the time.

To be fair; if a near omniscient being offered me free food and board, let me be naked most of the time, allowed me to shit anywhere I like in the back yard AND threw in 2 Scooby Snacks… I’d do it.

Yes officer, I’d like to charge this phone with battery.