Jem and the Holograms
Danger Mouse
The Smurfs
The Snorks
The Jetsons
David the Gnome
Marsupilami

In a marriage/committed partnership, I think most people would consider a fight to be an argument with raised voices and some ill feeling. I really don’t think most people consider shouting to be violent. Upsetting, maybe, but violent?

Is he orange?

So it goes.

Yeah it’s real

By the time NYE rolls around, I’m tired of festivities, not just because my social battery gets deleted, but also because the food served at gatherings really sets off my IBS. This time of year I opt out of as much holiday stuff as I can without upsetting anyone, and I almost never do anything special for the new year.

Oh snap

It’s a trickle-up economy.

Oh wow, complete opposite here - I thought Prometheus was hot garbage.

“Hey everybody, let’s just remove our helmets in this totally unvetted environment, we’re all scientists but trust me, this is supes safe!”

“Aw look at the little alien snake, so cute, better get real close!”

“I’m clearly showing symptoms of exposure to some alien pathogen, but let’s just hide it from the entire crew, including my girlfriend, who I will be fucking.”

“Oh, a huge ring is rolling toward me and I’m gonna get crushed, better keep running in a straight line!”

I mean, come on.

They’d have to prove there was a plan.