Similar to sausage one (“Je mi to buřt”) there’s also “Mám to na salámu” (I have that on salami). Another one that I hear quite often is “Je mi to šumák” (It’s a fizzy drink to me).

Mám v piči: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXktQC4h9sE&pp=ygUMbcOhbSB2IHBpxI1p

You mean you agree two thousand shits?

Czech (pretty much also Slovak):

• “Mám v piči” - I have that in my pussy
• “Je mi to u prdele” - it is (exists) next to my anus

OK, thanks for the reply. I don’t know why, but I expected more like south east of US… Also wondered whether you moved “behind iron curtain” or not.

Same as every super-power in existence ever. Maybe …it’s just a super-power thing?

Where exactly (both Europe and origin) if I may ask? Just curious.

Weird times require weird communication.

The longest for me was about 30 seconds. Coincidentally about as much as sex.