The hammer is pure chaos, I love it!

Can I put that on a t-shirt?

Fingering?

What a nice fellow.

This is just the French Revolution illustrated for kids.

Fishes be like “wait a minute, you ain’t Kevin, he was wearing a blue blazer!”

My girlfriend is just getting into videogames, she started playing New Leaf recently and always send me videos of the stuff she unlocks, I only played the DS one, but gotta say, New Leaf sure looks fun.

Would love to use a MP3 player with wired earphones but the kinda decent ones are like $200 — which may not be much for some but it is for me and my third-world salary.

You have a WonderSwan Color? That’s so cool, I always wanted one.

I need complete silence for stuff that require precision and concentration, working and reading are the main ones. I could read manga or something in a not so quiet environment but that’s it.

Reminds me when Morgan Freeman said he didn’t want a Black History Month, I immediately went like “dude, shut the f*** up”.

P*rnHub jingle intensifies.

Weekend at Bernie’s, I really like it.

I’ll accept it but you’ll have to send me a happy birthday message.

That’s true, my wifi was coming and going so I didn’t get to elaborate more in my original comment.

To quote user Earflap: what?

That’s because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and “bad”.

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine’s Day, I can’t hang out with my friends 'cause they’re hanging with their girlfriends, and if I’m in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chillinh and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don’t get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff…

If these two events were a separate thing I’d probably be OK with Valentine’s Day TBH.

You’re probably thinking of “Fediprose”.

It tastes like cheese.