100% accurate.

Sure, let me take a dump on your desk too.

Sleepy poncho.

How ironic, right?

Oh, so that the reason for the random discounts I’ve been seeing lately? Well I never buy anything unless it’s above the minimum for free shipping and so far it hasn’t affected me (not that I buy often anyway )

The irony.

Poor ostrich…

About damn time!

This sounds a lot like that website where you can enter your password to check if it has been compromised.

It sucks. Any other compatible app, free or paid, that let you set routines like alarm clocks and that worth it?