And do it during the day, without notice, and tow the cars now illegally parked.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

There should be congestion parking charges, too

If you catch all the lights. Urban biking can be a bit weird to time correctly.

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

Chicago?

Was honestly thinking the same thing

And a mall ninja sword

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…