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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • You know, I can’t stand dealing with a conspiracy theorist.

    I understand why they’re crazy though.

    Tuskegee syphilis experiment. MK Uktra. Snowden leaks. Various governments overthrown by the CIA.

    I mean, people are crazy and evil knows no bounds.

    That said, I prefer to look for the best in the world. I can understand getting lost in all that crap though. People are fucked up.





  • Haha, demons. Good god, my hillbilly family loves to blame the poor old demons.

    If you’re gay there’s a demon in your peepee, rectal cancer there’s a demon in your butt. If you’re broke there must be demons in your wallet, If you’re hungry, there’s a demon in your gut. Tooth decay? You must have licked yourself a demon. Mental breakdown? Demons making you a nut! Every day we’re out here fighting all these demons, at night the sleep paralysis demons fight us!

    Demons, demons, demons. Can’t get an erection? Must be a demon in your semen! Visit your local faith healin’, money stealin’, shandra maw hyba maw heep ahbba makoyata dahba sheenda tongue talkin’ preacher tuhday!