I hate to break it to you, but most men don’t have a body shape like that. Not hating or anything, but skirts and croptops generally don’t match too well with a hairy beer belly in the eyes of many ppl.
Sounds like good motivation to lose the beer belly.
Or don’t, there’s people out there who are into the gut. It’s more about making sure people feel comfortable in their own skin and not just bending to societal expectations out of a blind sense of conformity.
I hate to break it to you, but most men don’t have a body shape like that. Not hating or anything, but skirts and croptops generally don’t match too well with a hairy beer belly in the eyes of many ppl.
Switch the crop top for a lumberjack shirt and grow a beard.
Problem solved
Scots will disagree
We cunningly designed kilts to cover up to just above the navel
If I’d have a skirt around up above my navel, you could park a jumbo jet underneath the skirt in front of my cock
That’s where you keep your haggis.
You can smuggle a rotisserie chicken under your kilt.
Sounds like good motivation to lose the beer belly.
Or don’t, there’s people out there who are into the gut. It’s more about making sure people feel comfortable in their own skin and not just bending to societal expectations out of a blind sense of conformity.
Quitter talk
I’m getting rid of said hairy veer belly to make it fit better :3