• Amon@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Hey! I can create a backend out of kindle, that is both ServerlessTM and Carbon NeutralSM!

      Our kindle-based backend is also a certified quantum system because without an observer it is in a superposition of combusting and not combusting.

      Finally, our backend has the ability to process a groundbreaking zero operations per second!

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        6 days ago

        I was actually thinking about this.

        We could get someone to modify a gun so we can shoot trackers at zombies. Otherwise we will have to crowd source the data of where they are.