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Funny, I’m actually more inclined to do it now.
Just do it at places like Home Depot or Lowe’s. Don’t do it at your neighborhood garden center.
Why? It’s not like you’re costing the shop money by taking trash off the floor. If anything you’re more likely to spend money at the shop you do it at for supplies and such.
Yes, you are. The people who do this would otherwise be buying plants. Not all of the plants that they pilfer because that would be expensive, but this is lost sales. I know these people. They’re doing it to save money because they want the plant.
Yes! Gate life behind money.
You are doing well, my child! Bwahaha!
I’d never considered this. Thanks for the idea, sign!
Ex-retail worker here that spent a lot of time in aisles, counting inventory, etc.
Steal whatever you want; I don’t care. Not my job to look after that shit and I wasn’t paid enough for it anyway.
Former retail worker here.
I was never paid enough to care about shit other than directly keeping my job. So, you know, look busy when the boss was around.
I had to stop people from stealing big shit, like TVs and such.
A hungry looking kid grabbing some food to eat in an aisle and leave the trash? Just throw the trash away please, I’m not your fucking maid.
Former bigbox manager here. The garden section is throwaway, no one gives a shit about plants. Come to me when garden tools and lawnmowers are missing.
Bad inventory practices are the leading causes of shrink. Any actual theft is securities problem.
More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.
half of my succulents at home are from leaves that have fallen off in stores. sue me.
“Ворованное лучше растёт.”
… picking up…
No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.
We really do live in a dystopia.
So many examples every day.
I personally like nurseries to be able to stay in business. Most of them are just small local businesses.
Anarchy, because apparently words don’t have meaning anymore
Dystopia is when small sign.
This is likely to prevent people from cutting the plants and later saying they picked up a fallen bit.
Yup, I doubt they actually care about people picking stuff off the floor.
The boots-on-the-ground staff absolutely does not give af. It’s definitely middle management that’s being bitched at by higher-ups that are scared of losing a fraction of a penny.
Source: middle management that gets bitched at by higher-ups that never set foot on the property.
I don’t even think management cares about actually picking up stuff from the floor, they want to stop people cutting off parts of plants and claiming they’re taken from the floor.
In the corpora-fascist future, all plants are copyrighted variants and you merely purchase a license to possess one plant.
You joke, but this is very much a real thing. Even if you buy certain hybrids, it can be technically illegal to propagate from them. The plant will have a little note attached to it saying so.
That’s not the future, man, that’s the farms of today. Monsanto literally searches farms for seeds and will issue huge fines or cancel contracts if they find that farmers are harvesting seeds from their plants. Monsanto owns the rights to seeds.
Not only that, monsanto goes after neighboring farms if their neighbors use “patented” plants and claims they cannot harvest seeds because that would include the seeds that originate from the plants grown from the seeds blown by wind from their already fucked neighbors.
This is already happening. There’s a company who copyrighted a breed of pineapple. They charge $400 for said pineapple and the company intentionally chops the top completely off, so that it cannot be propagated. Normally, you can take the green part of a pineapple, put it in the ground, and a few years later you’ll have a new pineapple. It’s ridiculous.
Most plant varieties are copywrited, or somwthing similar. It’s not actually as crazy as it sounds but it’s definitely abused, just like all copyright law.
Most are specially bred to produce specific styles of fresh produce, like bananas, but this was the first company I’d heard of that removed the ability to propagate. (Aside from seedless stuff like watermelon/grapes) You can go to Japan and get one of the hundred dollar strawberries and you could technically keep the seeds. Lettuce, onion, garlic, tomatoes, peppers, berries, bananas, ginger, potatoes, corn; almost everything can grow from leftover cooking scraps. Plants are resilient.
Chopping the top off, is capitalism at its worst. I can understand not allowing another company to sell the genetically modified produce, but cutting off the top lowers the shelf life and makes it impossible to re-grow. It’s pure greed… especially when it can take 3+ years for a pineapple to produce more fruit.
Living things shouldn’t be copyrighted tbh. Neither should food. Plants often being both, but always the first one at least.
I think if a company is going to dump millions into developing a new product, they should be able to at least recoup the investment they made.
Who’s stopping them from doing that?
A time-limited license for Plant as a service. It’s a subscription model.
PaaS would be too-often confused with “platform as a service”, it needs to be Vegetation as a Service (VaaS).
Doubly funny in dutch cuz vaas is Dutch for vase.
You can’t, like, OWN Mother Nature man…
Download in progress
I’ve reported you to the FBI
I know you did
Maybe it is illegal in the sense that some succulents ARE invasive species
I do know that people go to garden shops looking for free material for growth lying on the ground, which id argue is unnecessary. Most people who own plants or a garden will happily share with you the fact if you show the ittyest bittiest piece of interest in them, and also share plants as well.
Hell I regularly give out succulent saplings for free or as a gift to friends and people I meet.
So yeah, you can just ask man, it’s no biggie
and people I meet
I imagine you giving out small flowerpots with tiny succulents in them to surprised random people on the street and it made me chuckle.
Yeah, this is 100% plant people, my wife is a regular dispenser of spider plants, there are upwards of 10 jade plants in the house, snake plant and money plant are mid propagation and I strongly suspect we’ll have multiple pink princesses by the end of next year and maybe a few new Swiss cheese plants - given the room we have remaining these will largely be distributed.
Someone in my town has a big clump of some kind of tall ruffly flower that stands on a stalk amidst tall upwards-sticking blade leaves. Very neat and it seems to grow quickly to fill the area every spring. I’ve been too nervous to ask for a bit of it, but maybe I can buck up some courage and ask.
You can do it bro, I believe in you
DO IT, I believe in you.
I’ll tell in the spring, and let you know.
If I want to steal from you I will. You can try guilting me all you want but I just don’t care.
“no PLEASE don’t spend half your paycheck here then get something for free :((( Pay me more money? I report u!!!”
Anyone know what store this is?
the home despot or blowes probably.
Plant props aren’t a basic necessity. The plant shop doesn’t decide your paycheck.
If you want to sell food from Walmart, go head, but don’t feel entitled to whatever you want.
In all likelihood the business is just going to throw away the plant props and they were going to be wasted anyways. So I don’t see the problem with taking them
Just buy something from the garden supplier then. Farmers are getting pinched from both sides of the economy.
I’m certain you meant “steal” ?
fixed. Phone grammar mistake
Did you just blame your phone because you didn’t proof read your work lol
You seem to have forgotten some punctuation your statement is impossible to parse.
You may want to proof read your own grammar before throwing stones.
I do. :)
