What if you tried to change his dog’s name to something very unlikely? Like, I’m really pretty sure Hitler’s dog wasn’t named Bark Obama, but I really cannot be 100% sure.

Flying Spaghetti Monster was a parody

HOW. DARE. YOU.

That logo paid for some kids house.

US did us so dirty on the black arrow rocket.

Apocalypse? I guess I could ride a horse pretty good.

What happens when the tank is empty?

They’re called the Taliban, not the Taliallow

remove stress

Just use blackhead strips all over the body, or is it something that a large dose of Metamucil will fix?

Glad to see this video of Queen Elizabeth II is still up.

Normal men: https://youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ

D’ya like star trek, bub?

No? Well, you’re gonna!

Lara Crofts treasure dungeon.

She’s never home, she keeps all her gold in a big pile (so she won’t notice some is missing) and if the butler tries to stop me I’ll just lock him in the freezer.

I can’t my mouths full

You are a brilliant woman of many talents, Margot Robbie!

We here at Lemmy are professionals

My dog abhors the vacuum too.