Does an Apple picker pick iPhones off trees?

Do Chinese people change or keep a dollar note just so they can do this? Why not use a denomination of yuan?

Stay offline.

I nicked a LEGO winch brick from primary school and my gran made me take it back. Not a criminal mastermind.

Instead of “bad” you have to say “ungood” from now on.

I had to look up the difference between a decrescendo and a diminuendo, and I’m still not sure why it’s not just a diminuendo.

Year 1 AD would have started on March 1st, as Pope Gregory hadn’t happened yet. Also, no-one knew they were in the Julian Calendar AD yet either.

Pretty sure practically the same thing happened in Queer As Folk before RTD went on to reboot Doctor Who.

The tech companies seem more interested in what will bouy up their share prices than actually producing products that people want.

America is not the World.

It’d be funnier to do it after inauguration though. We need to see Musk’s new department completely fail before he is memory-holed. Fighting corparo-fascism for four years/forever is a marathon, not a sprint.