it’s not a hyperbole if some people might think that

Congratulations, you just defined hyperbole as non-existing, since for every proposition you can find someone who believes it.

Just accept that you didn’t get the joke and move on.

I believe this should work. At least some German emergency vehicles now come with filming protection.

The linked web page reads, “Attention! Rubbernecking kills!”

Naah, he’s spitting some fuel into the engine to win the race… or something.

Best thing is when the preview loads, you click on it to view the larger version, and then the server decides it hates you.

Click on the link and we’re best buddies again.

Remember the olden days? When you would laugh at such a (then) blog post and immediately know that that user had been hacked, because there was no way that guy would say something like this?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

The Hippocratic Oath was created to forbid surgery,

I will not use the knife […], but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein.

“Do no harm” is not the same as “Do prevent harm.”

Also, if you’re citing the Hippocratic Oath,…

I will not give to a woman a pessary to cause abortion.

Outlook is a fucking PAID SERVICE. I get websites need to make money somehow but this is just plain greedy.

In my experience, the feeling of not having slept enough doesn’t vanish, no matter how long you sleep. Personal hypothesis: When you wake up, the sleeping hormones are still present in your body and make you not want to get up, whether you still need to sleep or not.

linked lists, trees, objects with references to other objects

That’s not a pointer to another pointer, but a pointer to a data structure that happens to contain another pointer.

Why do you even have pointers to pointers?