Dharma Curious (he/him)

… Ain’t nothing but mammals…

It’s so freaking good. Way better than a blowjob lmao

Yeah, I could totally be on the giving end, and wouldn’t mind being on the receiving end, if the blower were also into what was on, and it was like a major edging session like in the image.

Or, y’know, if we did it doggy style and both watched xfiles

Let’s do this with my county, and add in the gay clause!

So roughly 40k population. Around half are women, so let’s go to 20k. Around 10% are gay/bi/pan so 2000.

Now 1% of that 2000… I’m looking at roughly 20 people. Of which the odds of them being in my age range, single, and not a meth head, a religious nutjob, or so totally anti religious as to prohibit us interacting is very, very slim. Add into that that I don’t think I could form a bond with someone who doesn’t share left wing, or at least progressive, tendencies… And… Yeah. I need to get the fuck out of this county and into a city, asap!

Absolutely same!

Is “i18n” a typo or some term I’m not familiar with?

I would gladly be on either side of this, tbh. I did once get a bit of a blowjob during doctor who, but I made him stop because I couldn’t focus on the episode (heaven sent). We canoodled after, but he was clearly upset I valued a show over sex. But, like, it was heaven sent! And it was the premier of the episode. I made the right choice.

Assuming this actually solves world hunger, and isn’t a fine print scenario like that one comment suggests:

Pretty much whatever. If it solves the suffering of billions of people, and it actually works, then you have free reign to rip me open. Hell, you can shove a bowling pin up my urethra if it means it’ll solve world hunger. My horrid pain and suffering is not worth the unimaginable pain of millions or billions of other (and trillions and quadrillions when we’re talking about future generations never suffering as we have).

As Christians we are called to be like Christ, and while I never imagined that this would be scenario in which one suffers for the pain of all, then, yeah, sign me up. But don’t give me a safe word. I’ll back out once the slightest amount of pain starts. Got my consent beforehand, but don’t let me take that consent back. Lol

That said, if we’re talking “how big a thing can you fit up your ass, if it’s big enough it solves world hunger, but you don’t know that yet, just what’s the max range of your asshole”

Then, with some training, I could probably go pretty big. I can do 12ish inches with a lot of prep time (talking a couple weeks), and I got pretty brutally fucked with a baseball bat one time, that’s a little over 8 inches and not tapered, so take that for what you will

I have an inflatable toy that starts out at 6.5(but is too floppy. Gotta inflate to 7" to get it firm enough for insertion). It goes all the way to 18", which is absolutely fucking insane. I’ve managed give or take 13, after much, much practice and patience and warming up. But around 9 is the extreme edge of my sweet spot.

My other inflatable goes from 6-11, and I prefer it, but the problem with inflatables is you almost have to stand to use them, otherwise you hit the air valve on the base and they deflate. Disappointing to say the least

I generally recommend condom safe lubes so you can use toy protectors for anal play, but if you’re using oil coconut is the way to go. Always keep some on hand. Great shelf life, too

I love when people take in strays and share their stories. Strays are so deserving of love, and their stories are so inspirational.

Thank you for taking care of Terry, and giving him a place to nap and be happy

Is that the dude that does the beet harvest once a year?

Two things can be true. The Democrats can be an absolute shit show of conservatives masquerading as a party of hope and change. And you absolutely should vote for them instead of republicans, because despite that, they’re still better, and at least they won’t be throwing us all in camps.

But it doesn’t mean they’re good, or that they can fix any of this shit. It means they’re, at best, a minor stop gap for us to get organized around something better. The Dems aren’t going to save us, they’re corporately controlled and have a vested interest in making sure things don’t improve too much, lest they lose the easiest way to gain money: by being the slightly better alternative to literally fucking dying. Do I wish Kamala had won? Absolutely. Do I think we’d have gotten anything out of a Kamala win? Nope. I think we would have sat stagnate for 4 years at the federal level while republicans continued to chip away at any and everything they could at the state level. But it would have given us 4 years without active decline in the Fed and potentially allowed us to rally behind an actual progressive and build a progressive wing in the Democratic party that could have helped us in the long run.

i can excuse racism, but i draw the line at animal cruelty funding cuts!