We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
Does she exist?
Big time.
i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.
Good shitpost.
Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.
I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.
I met my spouse of 15 years (so far) on Craigslist personals. My big selling points were a picture of my actual face and a detailed essay about what I wanted.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
No forms to fill out, no categories to put myself in besides age. Just write how you feel and post it. We should bring that back for the young people.
…that’s literally just most dating apps? The categories and prompts only exist because people generally suck at writing about themselves, or even understanding what other people might want to know.
I’m also biased, having found my partner on an app 🤷♂️
I’m not extremely informed on the subject. But I heard that most dating apps these days are highly motivated to NOT pair you with someone. Often through subtle means. This way you keep interacting with the site, buying upgrades to get your profile more visible or see more matches. It’s ridiculous.
You picked NICHOLE? Instead of ME, NICHOLAS? HOW DARE YOU?!? 😡😡😡
(Btw you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🤗)
So this is how I find out I’ve been dumped.
She’s just doing this to make me jealous
Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.
Cross posted it there just now. Thanks for reminding.
The crosspost will be removed too if this one does, though, right?
Nope. Cross posts are a copy of the original post, so it won’t go away when the original post gets removed.
Cool. Thanks for the info.
Quality shitpost.
So … this person is actually secretly connecting y’all together by having you bond over the shared experience?
Amazing!
Hole brothers! So holesome!
That’s my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!
Oh no
Motherfucker, that’s my girlfriend!
Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was “single and in my area”, so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.
Looking forward to the lemmyshitwedding
I hope they have so many lemmyshitbabies
I’m def tripping mushrooms for the livestream lemmyshitbirth
