What ever floats your goat.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
This looks like ai slop
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
You can’t crack an omelet without making eggs.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
Not the brightest knife in the tool room.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
You’re barking up the wrong metaphor
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered you’re bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
