I lost my hearing aid today.

I looked for it for 10 minutes.

I enlisted the help of strangers.

…

It was on my ear.

The End.

    • KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish
      5·
      2 days ago

      Just about an hour ago, I couldn’t find my sunglasses. I was waiting in the car to pick up my nephew. I had worn my sunglasses in order to drive there. But after he got in the car and I went to back out of my parking space, I couldn’t find my glasses. They weren’t on my head or in a cupholder. I just had them, where did they go? I haven’t left the car; I think they must have fallen under the seat. Nephew says nothing. So I reach for my backup sunglasses I keep in the little holder above the rear view mirror. Drive nephew home, continue on my way home. Parked in a shady spot by my garage, & I went to take my sunglasses off so I could see better. I tried to hook them on my shirt collar. And that’s where my first pair was.

  • 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.networkEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    I was nearly frantic trying to find my glasses once. I enlisted the aid of SO (who complied, but was smirking for reasons that would soon become obvious). While I was digging around in places it could have fallen, I mentioned that it would be so much easier if I could actually see clearly while doing this.

    Then I had a brainstorm. I took my glasses out of my blouse’s front pocket and put them on so I could see more clearly if my glasses had fallen behind the desk…