“I’m baby” yup I feel that.
Mom…get the Taken guy
6’2", BROWN HAIR, TAN…!
Tekken!?
Eddy Gordo’s got this!
I mean… That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.
“Here me”
Everything in that text conversation says none of them understand basic grammar and spelling.
Learn to forgive, it will help you grow as a person
I’m baby
Don’t be weird
you should be more weird
I forgive you
I’ll admit I would be the kind of person who wastes critical seconds during a home invasion backspacing over typos and reviewing/editing my grammar/punctuation before hitting send because my brain demands perfection under any circumstance. But I think in those situations anybody should get a pass so long as they can communicate quickly and comprehensively.
Grammar might not be on their mind while someone is hunting for them in their home
But clear communication should be. Here is fine tho
“Tho”
And did you have an issue understanding my meaning?
And you had issues understanding the text?
? Home invasion, better check my spelling before sending.
What hurts the most is that “here me”
Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone’s braking in to you’re house
braking in to you’re house
Should I call 911?
K
Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?
/s
Imagine if the last you saw from your mom was k.
Fun fact: this comment makes sense both in English and in Spanish!
FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.
What happens if it isn’t available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?
That why you own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
This might be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.
Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that’s why her texts are like that
“K”
“I’m baby”?
Did she mean “I’m busy”?
If so this is messed up.
I’m guessing it’s supposed to be “I am, baby” (in response to ‘are you coming home’) but written in a panicked haste.
Anyone thinking she’d have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid’s in danger is delusional.
Hopefully she was rushing home - maybe driving? - and couldn’t text well?
“K”, and “I am baby”?
She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.
I thought maybe it’s “I am, baby”
Me too, I hope
yeah, auto correct too “i m baby” and made it I’m baby
Ahh… That clears it up.
Isn’t I’m literally “I am”?
The missing comma is what makes it mistakable
I’m, baby. Still doesn’t seem right even if it technically is.
I would say it’s technically wrong, because the am is where the emphasis aita, and you wouldn’t contract an emphasised word.
But yeah, that still seems like the best interpretation of intention in this case.
Hope so. That would be far better.
Y’all focused on the wrong thing. How the fuck you pronounce the nieces name?
Zoyee?
I’m listening.
I am wondering too, and I’m kind of worried it’s an awful spelling of Zoë?
Ah! We have a version of the tragedeigh sub over here too! It’s only got one post though, but this would fit right in it!
what name?
Mom cares about her kid’s safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it’s worth it when she still can’t get ‘hear’ right
they both have terrible spelling though
The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.
So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving
I mean yeah fair enough
Who is bebby?
The mom
K
I was thinking why she didn’t just call the police herself but apparently it was so the intruder wouldn’t hear her
*here
I’m not sure which part you’d want me to change lol
E: It’s a joke about the spelling on the texts, isn’t it
Yeah, it’s
I underappreciated my parents not being that retarded
I’m baby
I’m Baby K, an Italian singer.
K
Probably meant “I am, baby” as in on her way home.
This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.
I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.
I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.
Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.
Ain’t never seen someone from @lemmynsfw.com in the wild lol but u r beautiful
I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right
He is inside mom
The burglar is a pedo
No, he’s inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.
Yes, That was the joke
Because the mom said “I’m baby”
Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?
pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged
yes
Dont know. But as jokes go it’s as tired and bad as blackface and “gay best friend” in RomComs
I feel like you’re asking that because you have an absolute zinger ready to go but you’re not sure how it’ll be received.
I think the kind of people into those kind of jokes don’t ask first
